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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.
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The power to read the terms of service.
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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.
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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.
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The power to talk in Wingdings.
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The power to lick your elbow.
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The power to eat three times a day.
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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.
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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.
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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee
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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work
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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.
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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.
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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.
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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.
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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.
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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream
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the power to make food shrimp.
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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang
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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet
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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.
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The Power to fart glitter
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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense
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The power to die at will
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!