The power to jump face first

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to speak only one language

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The ability to be poor for life

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power of love

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!