- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Delayed Reaction Man

The power to think of your death and then you die.

the power to jump like a black guy.

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

The power of immortality while suicidal.

The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

The power to be alone

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

The power to actually care what these people are writing.

The ability to float sideways very slowly

The power to fly but only when your on the ground

The Power to forget you ever had a power.

The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

The power to turn wine into water

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to chew with your tongue

The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

Pointless Super Powers