The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The power to speak to toasters

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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to poop a penny every year

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to waste money

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!