The power to not have a brain!

The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

The power to transform yourself into a door.

The power to hypnotize chickens

power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

the ability to have children fully grown

The power to be superman with no power's

The power to wish you had a power

The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

the power to become translucent

The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!