The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The power to eat food.

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to punch that like button

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The power to do nothing

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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the power to die at will

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!