- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The ability to be poor for life

The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

Nothing to see here, keep moving...

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

the power to orgasm with your mind

The power of learning

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

the power to read this sentence

The power to lick your elbow.

The power to turn cake into pie

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

The power to kill yourself.

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

Pointless Super Powers