The power to be alone

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The power to break bones at will.

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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the power to misspell

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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the power to fail at everything you do

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!