The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to be blind

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!