the power to make music for deaf people

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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the power to become translucent

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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the power to do nothing

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to break bones at will.

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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The power of night-blindness.

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!