- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

the power to eat with your butt

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

Vanilla scented blood

The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

The power to poo without wiping.

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

The power to like any show

the power to make faces at the blind

The power to look at Sun.

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.

the power to get sick

The power to jizz mango chutney

The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

Pointless Super Powers