- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

The power to never get drunk

The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

The power to turn into birdseed

the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

The power to be oppressed by everything

thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

The super power to kill yourself at will

the power the convince people if they agree

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

The power to get anything for free but at a cost

The power of bad luck

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

The power to break a Nokia

The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

Pointless Super Powers