The power to put up with your in-laws.

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

the power to summon a massive midget

The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

The ability to be heard in space

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

the power of mind controlling...yourself

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

The power to sweeten sugar

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

the power to cook sandwiches when married

The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

The power to speak only one language

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!