- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

To have the ability to piss off the police

The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

The power to smell through your arse.

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

The ability to go to hell.

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

being black

the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

The power to have no power.

The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

The Power to Read really Small Words

The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

The power to not get shit d*ck

The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

Pointless Super Powers