The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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Aweonao

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The power to have no powers

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the power to dislike this power

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the ability to die without any control

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!