- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

The super power to shine in daylight

The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

the power to see through clear glass.

The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

The power to push "pull" doors

Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

The power to lick anything except pussy.

the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: creepy theme

The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

the power to fly in space

The power to be more human than most people.

The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

Pointless Super Powers