- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to inhale and exhale air

The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

The power to never have fun...never.

The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

The power to predict the present

the power of mind controlling...yourself

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

The power to get shot when you're alone

The ability to go poop and pee.

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

the power to get F's on assignments without trying

The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

Pointless Super Powers