The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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teleport to the place where you stand

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to lick your balls.

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!