- Pointless Super Powers

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to watch a pot boil.

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The power to smell people's moods

The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

The power to be stupid reading this.

The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

The power to be missed when present.

The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

The power to die

The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.