The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power of 12% levetation

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The ability to see through insects.

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!