- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to taste anything you smell.

The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

The power to never get drunk

The power to turn into birdseed

The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

The power to summon earthworms

thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

The power to be oppressed by everything

the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

The power to die

Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

The super power to kill yourself at will

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

the power the convince people if they agree

The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

Pointless Super Powers