The power to never get drunk

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power to turn into birdseed

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to summon earthworms

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to die

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The power of bad luck

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The power to break a Nokia

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!