The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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the power to hovertate

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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the power of fart helium

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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ability to run very fast forever

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to do nothing

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Having the power of a normal human

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!