The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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the power to get fat in America

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to have no powers

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to die

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!