the power to hovertate

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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Having the power of a normal human

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to do nothing

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The power to break bones at will.

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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the power to walk on land.

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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the power to enter a coma.

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!