The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to see where light is not present.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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the ability to command watermelons

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Nipple Radar.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!