- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

The power to pee any color

The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

The power to permanently shorten your own penis

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

Vanilla scented blood

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The power to poo without wiping.

the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The ability to be in fashion.

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

the power to make faces at the blind

The power to smell like body odor at will

The power of making your tits smaller

Pointless Super Powers