The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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the power to get fat in America

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power to die

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to shed hair

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!