The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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The power of gentle breeze

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!