get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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the power to see the present

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to kill you self.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!