- Pointless Super Powers

the power to get fat in America

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

The power to not have this superpower

the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

the power to end sentences with prepositions.

Power to not Sleep during Finals.

The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

The power to die

the power to be forever alone

The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

The power to shed hair

having superpowers during the inquisition

The power to drain people's phone battery

The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

the power to transform into Kanye West

The power to taste anything you smell.

The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!