The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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the power of fart helium

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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the power to hovertate

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Having the power of a normal human

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The ability to smell colors

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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anything Aquaman does

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!