The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

Read fortune cookies without opening them

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

The ability to push doors marked "pull"

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

The power to be born again

Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

the power to fart at the worst moments

The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

the power to eat with your butt

The power to kill yourself.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!