- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to open any door with no lock on it.

The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

The power to make pencils dull.

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

The ability to be poor for life

The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

The power to cum out of your finger tips

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

The ability to like this post

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

The ability to push doors marked "pull"

The power to pee any color

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

Pointless Super Powers