The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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The power to die when you get old

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The power to grow more genitals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!