The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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the power to turn into a tree

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The power to have no power.

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to waste money

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power to die on command.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The ability to be poor for life

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!