- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to convert metric to imperial

the power to turn wine into water.

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

the power to send text messages while driving

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

The power to never finish what you sta...

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

The ability to push doors marked "pull"

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

the power to orgasm with your mind

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

The power to be born again

The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

Pointless Super Powers