The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!