- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

The power to have a V8

the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

The power to fart on a plane.

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

the power to morph into yourself

Read fortune cookies without opening them

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

the power of the succulent game

The power to not exercise.

The power to fly while masturbating.

The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

The power to self destruct

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

Pointless Super Powers