The power to die

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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mint berry crunch

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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the power to become demented

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!