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The power to make any glass of water into milk
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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle
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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.
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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.
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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it
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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.
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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...
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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.
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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.
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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken
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The power to speak only one language
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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...
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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.
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Nothing to see here, keep moving...
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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)
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The ability to discharge a battery - JW
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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.
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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.
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the power of fart helium
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to do nothing
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Having the power of a normal human
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The power to shit without squinting.
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The power to quote memes randomly
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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!