The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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the power to die

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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the power to say i can bend you

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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the power to get fat in America

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!