teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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The power to kill yourself

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to become helpless at will.

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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.sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop ehT

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The power to be dead

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!