The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to create another human

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the power to see the present

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!