To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power to be your self

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!