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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...
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the power to send text messages while driving
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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.
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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.
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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it
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The power to never finish what you sta...
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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing
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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)
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The ability to push doors marked "pull"
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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.
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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili
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the power to orgasm with your mind
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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.
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The power to be born again
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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.
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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.
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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air
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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.
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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick
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Smell chick peas from over two miles away
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the power to fart at the worst moments
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The power to permanently shorten your own penis
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yo mama
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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!