Liam Brudenell

the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

the power to be Justin bieber

The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

The power to sing with your buttcheeks

The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

The powers to blink at the speed of light

The ability to part hair.

The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

The power to serve the Lord Dog.

The power to shit for 5 days

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

The power to transform into yourself.

the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

To be able to summon old people

The power to see where light is not present.

the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

The power to hatch from an egg

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!