- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

The power to sharpen a pen

The power to only see glass.

You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

The power to write about pointless superpowers.

The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

The power to make any glass of water into milk

ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

The power to speak only one language

The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

Pointless Super Powers