- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to become shit forever.

The power to fap without satisfaction

The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

The power to not have a brain!

The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

The power of women's rights.

The power to walk on frozen water.

Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

Everything Hawkeye does

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

Pointless Super Powers