The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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the power to read this sentence

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the power to control nothing

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!