You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to walk through air.

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to die at will.

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!