The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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the power to say i can bend you

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the power to fly in space

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to die.

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!