the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to become a llama.

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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The power to be your self

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!