The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The power to shit in your eye

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The power to see forever

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to read terms and conditions

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!