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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The power to break bones at will.

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!