The power of compulsive lying.

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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Having the power of a normal human

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!