- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

Read fortune cookies without opening them

the power to morph into yourself

the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

the power of the succulent game

The power to die

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

the ability to invent cheese and toast

The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

The power to read your own mind

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

Pointless Super Powers