The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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yo mama

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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The power to be alone

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The power to see forever

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!