The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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the power to glow in the light

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The power to sweat soup.

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The power to commit suicide.

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The power to quote memes randomly

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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Nope. Just nope.

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to pee while standing up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!