- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

The power to like any show

The power to read this.

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

The power to have hindsight.

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

the power to get sick

The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

The power to sharpen a pen

The power to eat junk food at light speed

The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

The ability to hear fish.

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

The power to finish anyone's sentience.

The power to fly into the sun.

The power to sweeten sugar

The power to push "pull" doors

The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

Pointless Super Powers