open up pickles glass

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The power to speak braille.

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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the power to fail at life

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!