The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!