The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The power to smell people's moods

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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the power to hovertate

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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The power to smell whore

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The power to understand irony.

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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Justin Bieber

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The power to be alone

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!