The power to fall in love reptiles

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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yo mama

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to be alone

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The power to shit in your eye

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!