the power to give yourself sunburn

the power to make thin air that is harmless

The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

The power to absolutely nothing

The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

The power to transform into a homeless person.

The power to die at any moment you want.

The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

The power to be stupid reading this.

The power drown in water

The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

The power to break bones at will.

making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

The power to run at 0.5mph

The power to smell people's moods

the power to fly, but only when you poop

The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

The power to breath Oxygen

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

The power to think of pointless powers.

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!