the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The power to pee while standing up

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The power to smell whore

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to be a walrus

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to read terms and conditions

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!