- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

The power to turn into a lamp once.

The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

the power to eat bread

The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

yo mama

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

The power to not have a brain!

The power to make other people hold their breath.

The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

The power to fall in love reptiles

The power to grow new teeth.

The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

The power to see in black and white at will.

power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

Pointless Super Powers