The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to swim on land.

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The power to break bones at will.

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The power to break a Nokia

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The ability to smell colors

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!