The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

The power to die on the spot and not revive

The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

The power to turn into a tree.

TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

The powers to blink at the speed of light

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!