The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The power to turn into a tree.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!