- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

the power to be invisible, but only at night

The power to shit without squinting.

The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

Nope. Just nope.

Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

The power to have any power on this site.

To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

The power to be a walrus

The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

Pointless Super Powers