- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

The power to fall without screaming.

The power to shit for 5 days

The power to control yourself

The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

the power to not finish your

The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

Delayed Reaction Man

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

the ability to invent cheese and toast

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

The ability to push doors marked "pull"

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

The power to think of pointless powers.

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

Pointless Super Powers