Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

thumb_up thumb_down -17

the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

thumb_up thumb_down -17

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

thumb_up thumb_down -23

The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

thumb_up thumb_down -27

The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

thumb_up thumb_down -29

The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

the ability to grow trees in the desert

thumb_up thumb_down -29

The power to write about pointless superpowers.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

The power to open a pickle jar in one try

thumb_up thumb_down -37

The power of making your tits smaller

thumb_up thumb_down -43

The power to rite liek dis

thumb_up thumb_down -47

The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

thumb_up thumb_down -85

The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

thumb_up thumb_down +22

The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

thumb_up thumb_down +22

The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

thumb_up thumb_down +22

the power to yell a math problem at will

thumb_up thumb_down +22

The power of being aquaman.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!