- Pointless Super Powers

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

The power to die

The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

The power to pee any color

You can read the minds of rocks.

The power to fly when in something flying

75% levitation

having the same super powers as batman!

The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

to be able to lift any weight of feathers

The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

The power to clap 14 times a second

The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

Nothing

the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.