- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

The power to pee any color

You can read the minds of rocks.

The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

75% levitation

The power to fly when in something flying

having the same super powers as batman!

The power to clap 14 times a second

The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

to be able to lift any weight of feathers

The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

Nothing

The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

The power to sweat acid.

power to breathe

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

Pointless Super Powers