The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

the power to itch your teeth

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

Having the power of a normal human

The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

The ability to like this post

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

The power of love

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The power to think of pointless powers.

The Ability to shit studs once a week

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

the power to fart at the worst moments

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!