The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to die on command.

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The power to have a V8

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to control yourself

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to not be color blind.

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!