The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The ability to die instantly

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The power to teleport small dogs

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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Nope. Just nope.

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!