- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power of compulsive lying.

The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

The power to jump face first

the power to beathe

The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

The Power To Lick My Own Penis

The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

the power to be Justin bieber

The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

The power to run as fast as a snail.

the power to turn into a cheerio at will

The power to shit for 5 days

the power to itch your teeth

The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

The power to speak only one language

The power to see where light is not present.

The power to transform into yourself.

Pointless Super Powers