The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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the power to spell words wrong

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power to push "pull" doors

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the power to say i can bend you

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The power to never come into existence

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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Power to freeze ice.

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to forget how to swim.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!