THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power to sweat soup.

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swear words -jesse

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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Nope. Just nope.

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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the power to eat people :D

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!