The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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power to breathe

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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the power to eat bread

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!