- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to pull open push only doors

Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

Power to not have any power.

The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

The power to walk 1% faster.

The power to think of a good super power right now.

The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

teleport to the place where you stand

The power to only see glass.

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The power to remove all flavour from food.

Pointless Super Powers