- Pointless Super Powers

The power to think you love her but you don't.

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The power to fall in love reptiles

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

The power to be born again

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The power to turn your navel upside down

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!