The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The power to smell people's moods

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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the power to become translucent

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The power of 12% levetation

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to die at will

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!