The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to have no powers

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The power to see through glass

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The power to bread toast!

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!