The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

The power to transform gold into nothing.

The powers to blink at the speed of light

The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

The power to die on command.

the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

The power to drown on land.

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

The power to take huge shits at will.

the power to not finish your

The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

The power to hatch from an egg

The ability to like this post

The Power of shitting by your mouth

The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!