- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see but only with eyes????

the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

The ability to be raped.

the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

The power to do everything that you can do.

The ability to crap out acid once every month.

the power to itch your teeth

The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

The power to see in only one random color everyday.

The power to see through anything except air.

The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

The power to draw a perfect circle.

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

The power to transform into yourself.

The power to throw fireballs only under water

The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

Pointless Super Powers