- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

The power to sleep while you're awake.

The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

the power to fart the alphebet

The power to grow more genitals.

The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

The power to see forever

The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

The power to smell like body odor at will

The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

The power to see oxygen.

The power to turn into a magikarp

The power to fly if you are eating.

The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

Pointless Super Powers