The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The power to give the wrong directions

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The power to be a woman

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The power to have a pointless power.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power to speak braille.

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power to kill yourself

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!