- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

The power to hypnotize chickens

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

The power to glow while under the sun

The power to elect George W Bush.

being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

The power to Rage Against The Machine

The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

Pointless Super Powers