The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!