The power to achieve 98% opacity

The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

the power to not own a spacial power!!

The power to eat three times a day.

The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

The power to smell water.

Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!