The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

The ability to teleport into a wall

the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

The power to be oppressed by everything

The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The power to die

Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

The power to make pencils dull.

The power to dream about being asleep.

the power the convince people if they agree

The power to clap 14 times a second

The power to be born again

The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!