The powers to blink at the speed of light

The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

The power to speak only one language

The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to see where light is not present.

The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

the power to turn wine into water.

The ability to have udders for nipples.

The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

the ability to command watermelons

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

Nipple Radar.

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

the power of fart helium

the power to hovertate

The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

ability to run very fast forever

Having the power of a normal human

to do nothing

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!