The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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the power to control nothing

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The power to read terms and conditions

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The power to become a llama.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!