- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

The power to (place useless super power here)

the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

The power to not have any power at all

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The power drown in water

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

The power to breath Oxygen

The power to lose all your limbs

The power to no sweat in the cold.

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

the ability to levitate

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The power to be special just like everyone else.

The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

the power to enter a coma.

the power to walk on land.

Pointless Super Powers