- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

The power to break bones at will.

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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the power to turn retarted

The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

The power to make remotes invisible

The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The power to lose all your limbs

The power to be alone

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

The power to no sweat in the cold.

the ability to levitate

The power to be special just like everyone else.

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

the power to enter a coma.

the power to walk on land.

Pointless Super Powers