- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

Having the power to stand still

The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

The power to die

The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

The ability to smooth a criminal

The power to summon a lamp... Once.

The power to turn into a lamp once.

The ability to be in fashion.

The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

the power to relive the least important moments in history

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

Pointless Super Powers