- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

The power to turn wine into water

The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The power to never be old but died at young age

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

The power to not have a superpower

the power to be a fury............-_-

The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

Th power to be telepathetic

The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

Pointless Super Powers