The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to shrink your penis.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!