- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

The power to die

The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

The power to live forever but only in a coma.

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

The power of gentle breeze

The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

the power to misspell

The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

Pointless Super Powers