To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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the power to do nothing

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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the power to fart terrible gas

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to light glue on fire.

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!