The power to shit for 5 days

the power to itch your teeth

The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

The power to see where light is not present.

The power to speak only one language

The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

The power to transform into yourself.

The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

Having the power of a normal human

Nope. Just nope.

The ability to get up from the couch.

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The power to fall in love reptiles

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The power to control mealworms

The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

The Ability to shit studs once a week

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!