The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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the power to glow in the light

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The power to commit suicide.

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The ability to not live forever

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The ability to die instantly

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The power to teleport small dogs

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!