- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

The ability to turn wine into water...

The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

the power to pee for longer then a normal person

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

the power to be Justin bieber

The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

The power to make up pointless superpowers

The power to die on command.

The power to drown on land.

The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

The power to take huge shits at will.

The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

Pointless Super Powers