- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to part hair.

the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

The power to shit for 5 days

The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

the power to be forever alone

The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

The ability to have udders for nipples.

The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

the super power of being a housewife..

The power to drown on land.

The power to like Justin Bieber

The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

Pointless Super Powers