The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The power to eat your own face.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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the power to turn into a tree

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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the power to win the crying game

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!