The power to see but only with eyes????

The ability to control dairy products

the power to walk on land.

The power to see forever

the power to get drunk you are needed

The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The power to make dead batteries appear.

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The power to see through things that are invisible.

The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

the power to herd cats

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!