- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

The ability to sweat poop.

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

The power to never finish your sentences because

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

The Ability to shit studs once a week

_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

The power of night-blindness.

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

The ability to evolve into magickarp

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

Pointless Super Powers