The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The power to be born again

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The power to swim on land.

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!