The power to burn the sun.

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to get arrested

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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the power to spell words wrong

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!