The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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the power to eat bread

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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yo mama

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!