the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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the power to write comic books

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to hurt the people you love

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power to see oxygen.

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!