The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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Acid tears.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to die at will

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to die

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!