the power to animate condiments

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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the power to like charlie

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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[insert pointless super powers here]

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to be your self

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!