- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

The Power to fart glitter

The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

The power to walk on frozen water.

The power to freeze ice

The power to control any type of urine or feces

The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

The power to not have a brain!

Pointless Super Powers